Hipster Douchebag

One who thinks their opinions really matter. Usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. Often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. Also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.

Some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole attitude is derogatory.

Often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. A change that brought equality to women's and African American literature and philosophy.

"Hon! I just heard a hipster douchebag say: 'I don't believe in conforming' and guess what he's even wearing that mass produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! What a hipster douchebag!"

Look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.

Hipster Douchebag by conform-to-the-norm November 1, 2011

little douchebag 

When something is being extremely difficult and therefore pisses you off

This laptop is being such a little douchebag!

little douchebag by track555 August 6, 2016

Atomic Douchebag 

1. Perez Hilton.

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.

Atomic Douchebag by streetwhiz April 22, 2009

Scooby Dooby Douchebag 

Someone Who Has A Resemblence To Shaggy From Scooby Doo....Skinny,Beard,Big Shirts

Person 1: Hey Look At Haley Joel Osment!
Person 2: Yeah I Know,Talk About A Scooby Dooby Douchebag

Scooby Dooby Douchebag by pahe July 13, 2010

Mr. Douchebag 

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

Mr. Douchebag by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

Expired Douchebag by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

Doublemint Douchebag 

A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.

Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"

Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"

Doublemint Douchebag by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015