A dookie

A dookie is a person who doesn’t take care of themselves, a person of low standard, broke, and ugly.

“Bro why are tryna fuck with her, she’s a dookie”

by Manna4kt April 22, 2024

Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.

Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!

by MadMark255 December 13, 2024

fried dookie

high as shit

Bro i’m fried dookie after that blunt

by sosababy January 12, 2025

Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.

Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!

by Pandaphile December 2, 2025