David

David is a great friend, and is very kind towards others. He is a hard worker, and will give all of his strength to achieve any given goal. David is surrounded by many caring people, who would do almost anything for him. Although he is lost in life, and is unsure what he will do with his future, What is most important to David is family, friends, and love. One thing you’ll get to know quickly about David is that he knows how to party!

1: Wow, that dude’s got Iron lungs.
2: Yeah, he’s my buddy David.
1: He sure can hold his breath!

by adtron January 30, 2019

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

Craig David

Fill in.

Based on the April 2000 hit single "Fill Me In" by Craig David.

So when are you going to Craig David me about your new boyfriend?

She had SUCH an epic weekend - she Craig Davided me yesterday.

by Em-Dizzled June 14, 2011

david

Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them

david

by skeeter0000 January 3, 2014

St. David's

the worst school on the planet

St. David's: we r so cool bc we love jesus and u dont!!

by bitchgirlfrimraleigh February 23, 2015

David Banner

A popular rapper, also a code word for a giant beer poop.

I just dropped a David Banner. Dear lord.

by DioAstley October 3, 2008

David

Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.

"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"

by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019