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DAVID

david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.
omg is that a hooker?
yeah omg, what a fckin david.
by krippster December 13, 2016
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David

Oh my God he is so rattled like a David
by ChillForLife June 7, 2011
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David

A guy who boasts about how big his dick is, but really it's smaller than a tiny baby penis.
"I almost had sex with David until I realized how small his dick was."
by (<<<___>>>) May 2, 2018
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David

He hit me once in lunch when I made a joke.
Plus he is an Asshole
Me: Makes a joke about David
David fist: I’m about to end this man whole career
by Not really Important September 6, 2019
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David

A very smelly boi
Ur such a david
by Rafe is smelly October 17, 2019
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David

Hyunwoo is a better name than david
Hyunwoo is a better name than david
by Asian kid with big black cock November 18, 2018
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David

David, Thinks he's funny but is actually the most annoying cunt you'll ever meet.
Try's to get in with all the girls around him but is lowkey gay.
Claims he gets bitches all the time.
Fuck off David you queer
by BigDickEnergy101 November 10, 2019
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