el chapo cousin

a dumbass cunt who always fucks up the deal.

Hey you're being el chapo cousin

by Fuck John Doe April 25, 2017

cous ima shelo

hebrew: literally, 'his mother's cunt', in use, 'fuck his mother's cunt'

eze ben zona, cous ima shelo

by yisaaron May 2, 2008

cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto November 18, 2011

Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.

Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS

by Mercmah April 22, 2009

cousin vinny

a kid who can't hold his liquir. goes to vistit a school and throws up all over the place. also talks about his dick alot. a real fag, they all go to Mount St. Joes in Baltimore.

YOu: did u see that kid throwing up
Them: Yop just a regular cousin vinny

by Jeremy Miller May 2, 2006

calub cousins

Two cousins from the Bay Area. They are often seen in scrapers wearing shiny, yellow, see through shirts. They are hard core gangsta rappers that will fuck you up if u mess with them.

Damn those Calub Cousins be pimpin in their yellow shirts!

by K-Swi$$ July 24, 2008

Kirk Cousins

A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.

Aaron: Kirk Cousins is good.

Me: If you say so!!

by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019