cuddle

euphemism for "have sex"; used by gay males who do not know how to show affection without having sex

(on the telephone or internet)

Homosexual A: "So where do you live?"
Homosexual B: "15th and Main. Want to come over and cuddle with me?"
Homosexual A: "But it's 12:30 in the morning. Why the sudden urge to cuddle?"

by Brandon1978 October 14, 2007

cuddle

Fucking, having sex, making love...all with feelings and emotions.

Come over so we can cuddle tonight and make it a good night together.

by Nancy... December 14, 2018

Cuddlefest

The festival where everybody cuddles with no regrets of pregnancy.

Hey man you going to cuddlefest?
SHE WILL GET PREGNANT

by Cuddlefestpros July 19, 2010

Cuddlefuck

The act of aggressively rubbing the female and male genitals together while wearing clothing. Usually done in times when the female is menstruating and sex cannot be performed.

Bro, I cuddlefucked the shit out of my girl last night.

by _coffeee_ July 3, 2014

cuddify

The transition a cow makes from calf to adult. Describes the process by which a calf loses its cheerful, playful, and inquisitive nature and begins to to stand around doing nothing but chew its cud.

As a calf, that cow was really cute, but now that it's cuddified, it just stands around looking stupid, even in the rain.

Once the cows cuddify, they'll be the dumbest creatures alive.

by gingitsune23 May 30, 2008

Cruddace

Adj. to describe one who likes to talk about uncomfortable things, normally involving the molestation of children or period blood baths.

ewwwwww Cruddace is at it again, i swear she actually touches children

by HCCH April 22, 2011

Cuddle Puddle

When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)

"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"

by CouchPotato July 25, 2017