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Cuddlefest 

The festival where everybody cuddles with no regrets of pregnancy.
Hey man you going to cuddlefest?
SHE WILL GET PREGNANT
Cuddlefest by Cuddlefestpros July 19, 2010

Cuddlefish 

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Cuddlefish by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

cuddlesturbate 

when one is so lonely that they resort to cuddling themselves/by themselves
Mary: Yeah, Jordan was gone last night, so I had to cuddlesturbate.
Colleen: That's so sad!
cuddlesturbate by nayshuh April 19, 2011

Cuddlement 

Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.
"My girlfriend laid right on top of me, it was a great Cuddlement before we got tired and slept on our separate ends of the bed"
Cuddlement by Terpstarr December 19, 2008

cuddlelust 

Extreme want/need for cuddles.
"Oh man I'm feeling some extremely cuddlelust right now"
cuddlelust by Depressed_Oppossum November 19, 2017

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?