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Bacon Cowboy

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012
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Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Overly convoluted or meritless art. The term was coined in the South Park Episode "Chef's Salt Chocolate Balls" to describe poor-quality independent films.
"Independent films are just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding"
-Eric Cartman

"Hey, how was the movie 'Only God Forgives'?"
"It's Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding"
by JudgeJudyFan23 March 15, 2022
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Cowboys

A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.
"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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Job For A Cowboy

A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.
JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"

JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"
by wildchild666 February 16, 2009
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Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."
by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010
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drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.
"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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