texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.

Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.

by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.

The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Boy Scout cookies

Slang for genital herpes

Man I shouldn’t have slept with Jennifer, she gave me Boy Scout cookies

by Amusedrussianman March 7, 2019

Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019

Fudge stripped cookies

It’s like a cookie but with fudge stripes! -Luke Thomas Sprinkle

“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”

by Ham scratt April 26, 2019