Definitions by dogroastias
Rainbow Shit
A stool with substantial length and exit velocity, causing one to ponder butt sex while finishing their time on the toilet.
Rainbow Shit by dogroastias March 16, 2021
texas tea and cookies
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
texas tea and cookies by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Buridan's Friendzone
The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever
It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?
Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
Buridan's Friendzone by dogroastias December 2, 2016