Non-Contextual

When someone is texting you several times in a row and you are not replying; usually for several days in a row.

A mix of the words "non-consensual" and "text" as they are texting you repeatedly without your consent.

"Dude this chick has been texting me for days and I haven't replied once. It's obviously non-contextual but she isn't catching on."

"This guy got my number on Facebook and has been texting me ever since, I haven't replied so it's completely non-contextual."

by bucsfan846 September 11, 2011

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instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

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Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

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Web Content Editor

Web content editors organize, produce, edit and publish multiple forms of digital media online. Including but not limited to story/information, video and imagery.

Editors typically work as part of a Web professional team with content creator's, page designers, social media mangers and webmasters.

Web content editors additionally monitor site analytics for planning and strategy to tailor future publishing goals.

"I tried to get my content published on Pop Culture Modernization but the web content editor is a prick." Source: Pop-culturemod on snapchat.

by Pop Culture Modernization September 4, 2016

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