coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

The socks come off

When the socks come off, foreplay ends
simple as anything

The socks come off - foreplay has ended.

by sethkasketch May 17, 2009

come to jesus

when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).

Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...

1. James, you suicide! Come to Jesus!
2. Oh, baby, come to Jesus, COME TO JESUS!

by deldelda July 29, 2004

Come From Away

Newfoundland slang for anyone who comes from elsewhere to visit.

“Hey Beulah, ma lov, did you see all them come from aways at the airport?”

by Fred Meijer October 8, 2019

i feel it coming

A phrase a man can say when he is about to cum

Kevin: Oh baby, I feel it coming

Tasha: Don’t pull out! Don’t pull out!

by PeW pEw 🔫 August 3, 2019

coming out of the church

"coming out of the church" is a figure of speech for telling your friends and family that you are an Atheist. No longer hiding behind the veil of Religion to make other people comfortable.

ME: Tonight at dinner, I'm coming out of the church.

FRIEND: What?!? (gasp)

ME: That's right I'm telling my parents I am an atheist.

by house of wang November 22, 2010

Come at me Burro

The challenge issued when one donkey wishes to fight another donkey either for honour or kicks.
First identified by JMcD, who has an affinity with Asses.

Donkey 1: "dude, your mums got a great ass"
Donkey 2: "oh yeah? Come at me Burro ...."

by EmpressMe January 8, 2014