a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.
by chealih June 27, 2015
Get the closet whoremug. When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah
"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)
"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."
"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."
by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007
Get the shoebox in the closetmug. by Adolf June 22, 2004
Get the Closet Nazimug. When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up
by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008
Get the Ghost in the closetmug. You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe March 14, 2016
Get the closet cowboymug. A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
Get the Closet Monstermug. by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011
Get the closet juggalettemug.