clam clap 

lezobo's do it....when two vajinas (preferably shaved) slap against one another making a clapping sound....clam clap.

yo those lezbo bitches were clam clappin in the back room i could hear the smackin!!!!

clam clap by HANK703 August 2, 2006

clam jam 

The female version of a cockblock; When a female blocks another female friend from scoring a cute boy, due to jealousy or anger.

(Jane was talking to a cute boy at a party when her friend Karen walks up)
Karen: "Okay Jane it's time to go, I have to go home and feed my cat."
Jane: "Aww Karen quit being such a clam jam!"

clam jam by FckAllYall October 18, 2010

clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.

There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.

clam slam by rcr October 12, 2003

clam hater 

1) one who has a dislike for clams.
2) a fag, homo, or anyone who prefers guys instead of woman.

1) i dont tuna and im also a calm hater
2) oh my god that guy just turned down pussy"CLAM HATER"

clam hater by nick shuey May 13, 2005

Clam Fight 

Two nasty lesbians beating the piss out of each other. Typically, you can smell their fishy hooch sweat after two or three minutes of fighting.

Those two hoochies have been clam fighting for so long that it smells like an old warf in here.

Clam Fight by Mr. Pud January 20, 2009

clam jam 

The female equivalent of 'fromunda cheese'

Smegma

Girl: I haven't showered in a week, check out this clam jam!

clam jam by shakzilla March 4, 2011

clam cheese 

Smegma collecting under the clitoral hood or labia minora. It smells bad. It's similar to dick cheese in flavor and texture

His mom had a pound of clam cheese in her cooter, it tasted aweful.

clam cheese by karcus June 21, 2007