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Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped
by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009
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electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.
When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...
by Thin Guy October 20, 2006
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Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.
"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."
by Mandible May 19, 2005
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Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.
by The Lord Of The Weebs January 4, 2016
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Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair
by Gerzman July 18, 2017
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chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.
-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.
by RizuSnek January 14, 2018
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russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
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