Certful

Someone described as being Certful is someone who is very might handsome and skillful at everything they do, they might also be considered the marshal demon at some points.

Oh my word, this mandem is very certful indeed!

by The Sexy Af fucking god January 11, 2024

certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej

- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic

by niemozliwe January 15, 2024

ceciteri

the biggest sucker of kurdish history

-look, who is she?
-she is ceciteri

by emodonkey January 21, 2024

ceciteri

1. to be extremely foolish

“I can’t believe John got scammed!”
“I know,he pulled a ceciteri.”

by tuncothedincofan January 21, 2024

Certificate of Authenticity

A document that confers legitimacy on anything

"Does this Magic Water come with a Certificate of Authenticity?

by jack6128 January 25, 2024

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Cerati

Is a tall, sassy, moody, and annoying person. She can make some people so happy that she's there but also raises hell to people who hate her. She "acts like a real nigga would" and does either makeup or nails, but needs practice.

Person 1: Hey did you hear there's a bad nail tech at our school?

Person 2: Yes I think she's a Cerati, she does good nails for 1 person but bad for her friends

Person 1 : that must be a bad friend

by anonymous November 19, 2023