carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 28, 2025

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Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

by RAMbozo the Clown December 15, 2008

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Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

by RicMaroo September 09, 2022

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A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...

That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot

by Sma193737293& October 25, 2017

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When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

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Noises that attract rabbits

Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass

by Bakedbobby September 18, 2019

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A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.

Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro

by Niltrix June 01, 2022

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