Self care

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube

I am going home and do self care

by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022

care digger

Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.

Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄

by Spacepony June 23, 2024

I'll be in your care

you're about to get ntr'd, gg

Totally not suspicious guy with no face: I'll be in your care! Haha! (Talking to your girl)

You, with brain cells: Man, fuck yo momma.

by CoolCoonClan January 13, 2024

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you

Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing

by Kevlaa January 28, 2010

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

Anime Care

"She" is the utmost snazziest jammer you'll ever come across while ur walking in the booties, you'll be fooled if you think you can compare with Anime Care, as caring as she sounds she will be too dazzling to think she's even normal at this point. Wait. She really isn't normal. She is that spoicy boy who'll make every conversation to its peak. I can't even. She is an idol, a complete pure idealist figure that's verrryyyyyyyyy amazingly, uniquely, FANTASTICALLY, and her art is out of ur existence. Oh, she is also very educated with the term "Anime, being the HUGEST Todoroki addict. Very beautiful, very beautiful indeed. TUT

" Anime Care is a glorifying image of me idol, welp that's cuz she is... <e,e>"
Anime Care: huehuehue
meep X3...!

by strawberry kittu March 7, 2020