serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"

by jetemelie November 12, 2014

Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.

by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016

Care

Being care on something means that you do not care.

Im pregnant.
Im care on it.

by Rickenberg November 24, 2016

caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.

Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!

by Him ova there January 22, 2016