Bieber Cancer

Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.

"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"

"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."

"Dear God, what happened?"

*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"

by Moris the Dinosauris March 8, 2011

Cancer Cookie

A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.

Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit

Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

by Billy the exterminator April 15, 2015

Cancer zodiac

I think so cancers are very rude and self centered other than that they are very beautiful and kind

Boy 1:She so rude but sooo cute
Boy 2:Yea her zodiac is cancer zodiac

by Oopalumpa June 11, 2021

prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013