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bum-looker

1) Someone who is strangely fascinated by the butts of other individuals, be they either male or female. Some bum-lookers are preferentially attracted to the bums of the opposite sex, while some may be homosexual in nature. Other bum-lookers are simply fascinated by the asses of both sexes.

Bum lookers can often be ashamed of their ass obsession, as this can also extend beyond the realm of human exchange to that of animals. The deeply invested bum-looker can also become overwhelmed by the visual addiction to the butts any animal, such as dogs or cats, horses and other farm animals. Bum-lookers cannot help their strange perverted fascination with the behind. Anytime a situation arises when a new interaction takes place between the bum-looker and another individual, the bum looker may not be able to emotionally seperate his feeling toward the ass of the thing he is talking to and the face or head of the animal or person. When the bum looker looks at the face, all he really sees and can can consider is the butt on the other side of the individual. In fact I would surmise that some bum-lookers are actually not only perverts, but also a bunch of emotionally infantile, anally-retentive retarded buttwhifs.

2) Another definition would be someone who looks like a bum but possibly isn't actually homelesss. This kind of bum-looker just looks like a bum. People who don't shower for weeks at a time are often "bum-lookers".
"I don't know 'bout you guys but I prefer a girl with a nice ass... As long as its plump and round, somethin' fer me to squezze and bump up with when I do her... thats what I like. She can be tall or short, redhead or brunette and have little of big tits, but I dig the butt..."

"Yeah, you know Tom and I know you Dick. We know how obsessed you are by ass... Sometimes when we watch you we notice..."

"Dick's a Bum-looker, Harry. Don't cha know?", says Tom. "He's can't stop himself from staring at peoples butts. He's indiscriminate. I've caught him looking at my grandma's butt dude, and that's just gross... I've even caught him looking at your ass sometimes Man. What's up Dick? You scopin' out tha dude-tang?"

"Hey FUCK YOU, TOM!" Say Dick.

"You Bum-looker!!", Says Harry. "Whats you fuckin' problem? Are you fuckin' queer or somethin', man?"

Suddenly a hot sexy goes walking by and all three get distracted. Dick is tranfixed as he becomes caught in the trance of some blonde jogger with her plump-bouncy sweet co-ed butt-cheeks. Then just as suddenly, out of the blue some fat ugly biker chick Decks Dick right in the jaw, and he falls off the park bench to the ground in a daze, seeing stars, quite bewildered actually...

"YOU, BUM-LOOKER!!! STOP SLOBBERIN' OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

"Well shit man," says Tom to Dick. "I guess that's what you get when you can't control yourself..."
by PennyWennyJenny October 30, 2014
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bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.
Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"
by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015
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bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017
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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
by abold1995 July 7, 2017
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Bum Powder

When a person snorts a line of Cocaine out of their friends Anus
"Last night I was at My Girlfriends and I did some Bum Powder"
by WalkingThesaurus July 14, 2017
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Bum Rind

When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."

"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
by bumrind69 August 17, 2017
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Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.
This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂
by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018
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