crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

by Ell22 November 9, 2021

bro hug

noun or verb - a manly hug between two dudes who are cool with each other

So I got off the airplane, saw my friend...there were bro hugs all around. Then we went to the bar for some shots to catch up.

by Brian F Tampa May 8, 2007

Bro Geek

A Bro Geek is the smartest and most technology advanced bro in the group. He's the guy that figured out your girl was cheating on you by using myspace. He can start a smart sentence with "dude" or "yo bro". He set up the GPS to the party. He chills in all groups as everyone likes him, partys like a bro but can fix your iPod. He's the guy you send to talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

John: Yo Bro, I think my hoe's getting on me.
Bro Geek: I'll check her space. Hidden comments, bad sign. I'll change page style to No Style to show her comments. Look at that, yup she's cheating on you.
John: Thanks Bro. Let's go rally the bros and trash her house.

by T Gibs May 25, 2008

busan bros

Jungkook are Jimin are like not real bros, more like Alabama bros. Questionable bros. They definitely don't stay 6 ft apart in the hot tub because they're 100% gay

Oof I don't think they're just friends. That's some serious busan bros energy

by hobibeam March 3, 2021

Honda Bro

Anyone of the Honda car community who loves tin can mufflers, big spoilers, and racing anyone with a car. Honda Bros can be heard coming from a miles away, with their signature call of the tin can noise. Honda Bros like to show dominance by over-reving their motors, often times blowing a gasket in the process. Recent studies have shown that Honda Bros have lower IQ than any other driver on the road, they frequently speed, pass and cut off other respectable drivers so they may be one car spot ahead at the upcoming stop sign/ stop light. Never fear though as Honda Bros frighten easily, at the sound of the Bro Dog diesel exhaust, but return in greater numbers so be careful. If you fear you have enraged Honda Bros in anyway, evading them is simple. Since being a Honda Bro requires you to lower your car to an unusable height, you can easily escape them buy driving in parking lots with speed bumps. Speed bumps are kryptonite for Honda Bros.

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy Struthers bought a Honda!? Great he's gonna be a Honda Bro now"

"Did you see that guy in his loud, ugly looking Honda car cut that guy off!? Its just Honda Bros being Honda Bros"

by Captain Matteo February 9, 2014

Bro-cook

When two bros' cook something in comradeship.

no homo

''Yesterday i bro-cooked some soup with JJ''

by Sewayski November 17, 2009

Bro Lingo

A word to define the way bros talk to and about each other by shorting the word, yet the other bro still knows exactly what he's saying.

Kenny: Hey bro, can i barrow some pape? i'm all out and ima roll a join

Cbass: Yeah fosho home, wana hit up this part late?

Kenny: Yeah nig i'll hit u up.

Cbass: Late

Jack: is that bro lingo you guys are speaking? sick...

by Kshaft January 11, 2011