Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Brucing

The act of dickriding somebody so bad to the point of no return.

Person 1: damn he looks good today he gets hella bitches probably.

Person 2: My god you are really brucing him so bad right now.

by Drewscog April 18, 2024

bruce

a very cute french bulldog

friend: wow that’s a very cute dog what’s his name

random person: that’s bruce dickhead

by bubblebutthole.com November 11, 2022

Bruce

Bruce is the most handsome guy and gentlemen and he’s rich and he can take anyone’s girl.

Bruce is the most handsome guy u will love him at the same time

by kerrrrrrr7j7i December 3, 2021