math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

bookface

A girl who looks better on Facebook than in real life.

Bro1: "Dude, that chick Jamie posted on my wall! She's really hot!"
Bro2: "Bail on that chick, she's in my class: she's such a bookface."

by raisinchaos February 22, 2011

f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

book

Something people read. Some people use them as a resource, others read them for fun, others do only because they have to. Some people think it is nerdy and uncool and boring to read hooks for fun. on the other hand, others acctually do read for fun. I personally generally don't like reading, like 90% of books i would not read for fun.

Son/daughter: "Fuck! I have to read this fucking book for Class!"

Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"

Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"

by Chillice August 24, 2015

book

It's like a tablet or an Ipad but with numerous screens containing words. When reading them it plays a movie in your head. These books also contain words that can be useful for life. A person that likes reading this can be called a reader.

I read the hunger games yesterday. Its a wonderful book!

by Kate Di Angelo January 19, 2016