boondoggle

A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.

Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.

by Danielle and Nicole December 10, 2006

Boone

An aesthetically pleasing entity sometimes referred to as Ian Somerhalder. Known for being the cute gay boy on Rules of Attraction, and Boone, the victim of an unfortunate plane mishap in the first season of Lost. Most recently, Boone became the only worthwhile character on a CW series entitled "The Vampire Diaries," otherwise known as Dawn Ostroff's one shining moment as President of Entertainment of The CW Television Network. In said series, the lesser characters for whatever reason refer to Boone as "Damon." Who knows what that slander is about.

Hey, I'm watching The Vampire Diaries. The only worthwhile character is Boone. He just ate a bunch of people and washed them down with hard liquor. Now he's making a bonfire out of their bodies. I bet he's doing this so Walt and Vincent can stay warm. Boone is so altruistic, my moral compass has just decided the give the fuck up.

by krist krist May 9, 2011

Get Booked

To get slaped/punched with a book, or any other paper object, in a face or any other body part.

Person A: Hey, can you com...
Person B: (slaps Person A with a book) Get Booked !

by LordReaper2k November 23, 2016

Stinky Booney Licker

a a really good come back for when in arguments.

Them:well you are so dumb.
you: well you know what you a stinky booney licker.

by mckinzee January 9, 2008

Boned Out

To sell an item at or near cost.

"He's a friend, so it got boned out to him".

by JohnE October 2, 2006

bonediver

Someone who acts gay.

You are such a "bonediver".

by D.I.G January 23, 2010

Bonedagle

a character that is pretentious about everything but looks ridiculous doing so.

"He drives a ferrari but why does he have to drive like he works on the set of 5-0?"
"Thats why hes a bonedagle"

by Trotheus October 28, 2009