blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"

shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!

by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

BLIM

an exclamation (similar to "POW")

commonly used when describing a fight

When that dude punched the cop.. he was like BLIM!!! and took off runnin.

by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009

blimby

noun: A blimby is an extra cute person who does cute things all the time.

adjective: cute.

Ohh look at that cute chick, she's so blimby.

by wombler July 5, 2010

blind sit-up

To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.

Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!

by Wooten December 7, 2003

blinden

present tense.

it's a word now madhaar chord

kritik should cover up his face or he might blinden everyone

by Albert Einstein IV February 5, 2009