A blartner is simply a friend that is very close to you that has both the weight and skill set of the one and only Paul Blart.
by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017
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by CrazyPigLady911 October 28, 2017
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Get the Blartacious mug.The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.
"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018
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by WorthlessObservations November 27, 2017
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by Elliemeiii December 11, 2017
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Well, it's 12:31 and look at the way that she's acting!
Well, it's 12:31 and look at the way that she's acting!
by TardisGirl9000 December 24, 2017
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