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The Chicago Bears are a professional American football team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are currently members of the Northern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL) and the current National Football Conference Champions. The Bears have won nine Professional American Football league championships (eight NFL Championships and Super Bowl XX) trailing only the Green Bay Packers, who have twelve. The Bears have the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with twenty-six members.

The club was founded in Decatur, Illinois in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. From 1971 to the present, save for the 2002 season, the team has played its home games at Soldier Field in Chicago. The stadium is located next to Lake Michigan and was recently remodeled in a controversial modernization that has attempted to bring stadium amenities expected by today's fans to a historic Chicago building. The team also has a fierce, long-standing rivalry with the Green Bay Packers, with whom they have played over one hundred seventy games.

On February 4, 2007, the club will be playing in its second ever Super Bowl. The club will take on the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI. This will be the club's twelfth NFL Championship game.
Also, I find it necessary to add that the Bears are the 2006 NFC champs, and that all you people who doubted them are "fucking stupid". And also, when they wint the Superbowl, you will all feel even more stupid, and us Southsiders will be in a feeling of ecstasy.
Instead of worshipping God, why not worship da bears? ditka ditka chicago bears
by da bearsssssss January 31, 2007
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Bottom Bear

Gay bear, who should be the "man" in the relationship, but prefers anal domination and subservience.
John said, "yeah he might have a beard, but he's a total bottom bear. He's never played pitcher in his life."
by Razz Masterson August 24, 2010
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polar bear

a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that
omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada
by alex14 July 5, 2006
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gucci bear

When you shove as many fingers in your homies ass. While yelling “GUCCI BEAR”.
*Jacob shoves his fingers in Zains ass* “GUCCI BEARRR”
by Depressed Boys June 26, 2019
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Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.
"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"
by Karekanolover October 12, 2018
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pooh bear it

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"
by misterpoohbear June 20, 2012
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Koala Bearing

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright
Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."
by T.E.B June 21, 2019
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