Bear-Gasm 

A sweet sensation, better than an orgasm, provoked by seeing a picture of a girl who you will never meet or sleep with.

I seen a picture of Megan Fox today, then Vannessa Anne Hudgens. I pulled down my pants and bear-gasmed everywhere.

Bear-Gasm by Ciaran Ya Bass January 31, 2009

Bear Claw 

When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..

I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..

Bear Claw by Unkel Kennie May 13, 2014

Bear Claw 

The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.

yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.

Bear Claw by Bobbie Dooley June 23, 2008

bear claw 

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

bear claw by Tyler April 4, 2005

Bear Monkey 

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.

DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!

Bear Monkey by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009

bear caught 

Very Tired

He was bear caught after cutting the grass

bear caught by Two fish July 8, 2022

Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

Bear Glove by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017