Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

bagstar

A bagstar is a male with an accutely small penis which is attached to his oversized rather hairy head

"Did you see that guy with the small penis on his hairy face?"
"Oh yeah that's bagstar"

by Britney_girl January 16, 2008

barstronomy

Setting up a telescope or other astronomical equipment for stargazing at a pub or tavern, involving equipment simple enough for moderately inebriated patrons to operate themselves. Originated at a tavern in Columbus, OH in 2011, by "Duke Skygawker", a central Ohio amateur astronomer.

Let's head down to Woodland's Tavern for some Barstronomy and beverages!

by Duke Skygawker April 18, 2011

Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.

“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019

sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over

"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010