battery blackout

You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.

A gave your mother a battery blackout.

by jizz master mcgee October 3, 2008

Bantersaurus Rex

Somebody, usually male, who has excellent/entertaining/hilarious anecdotes and conversation.

You should meet my mate Dave, he's a proper Bantersaurus Rex!

by Joeyt555 June 1, 2015

banterous

Describing that which is full of banter; muchos bant.

When participating in a drinking game resulting in an amusing outcome, one may utter "this is a very banterous thing"

by Mistress B January 29, 2006

Fanny batter

The slippy slidy stuff that makes aan easy entry to the pink run. Let it drip on your face and it dries like stale scabs, (AND SMELLS WORSE)

She sat on my face and encrusted ny nose in fanny batter

by Jadio August 14, 2003

baby batter

Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

battery

Hybrid slang term meant with unmalicious intent in referring to a male of the African American race.

The term comes from using the first two letters of the term "African American" which are AA. Two capital 'a's next to each other are a common type of battery, hence the reasoning behind the new term.

Man, that battery tore up a hito or two during his trip to Thailand.

by Coolio Steel April 15, 2009

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

by David From Austin October 1, 2007