Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members

A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”

by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021

alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.

Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started

by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021

harbor baptist academy

This is a school filled with loving and caring people that love God and love reading the Bible. They believe everything that is said in the Bible and believe that everyone needs to be saved by the grace of Jesus Christ. They love everyone❤️

oh i went to harbor baptist academy and they are so loving and tel the try to about God

by osjfowkeodnwmodd September 19, 2021

dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music

What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism

by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022