bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

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Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

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BALERAGE

verb: when one explodes into an explicative laced tirade when provoked by those who don't respect one's craft or art (but is not limited to the arts). This type of outburst last no less than three minutes, and often is sparked by a situation that does not warrant such a reaction.

Also known as "Going Bale-istic"

Named for actor Christian Bale's now-infamous tirade on a Director of Photography on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"

" Okay, so the McDonald's cashier forgot your Sweet and Sour sauce...no need to BALERAGE!"

by GeeDeeX February 10, 2009

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Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

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