jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

anti bagel

A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott

Scott is such an anti bagel fag

by Anti Anti bagel January 17, 2023

sawdy bagels

see sawdy or sawds

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels

by Maroon'n'Black April 3, 2009

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

Bagel

Timothy Hobbs

“Tell bagel to like Angela back”

by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 5, 2021

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021