Back burner girl

It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.

If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.

by Gettinhorsey May 22, 2016

back porch

A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.

Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.

Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.

by 415man94102 June 11, 2006

back pocket

to keep a crush/potential crush in mind for later on when you need a date.

if things don't work out with bob, well, I've always got bill in my back pocket.

also: man, I've had bill back pocketed for years! I cant beleive we finally went out!

or: you can't trust margo, she's always got at least four dudes back pocketed.

by shilojean May 19, 2006

back cleavage

when a fat lady (particularly old), wears a swimsuit or bra that is too tight in the back and it squishes the back fat together to give the illusion that there are boobs on their back.

Lifeguard 1: "that old lady is large"

Lifeguard 2: "yeah man, look at her back cleavage, it's impressive."

by erica elaine April 23, 2006

back fart

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.

J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!

by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006

Back Clam

The hole in your butt. Mostly known as your butthole.

I have to go crack my back clam!

by Eagles007 January 18, 2008

back-story

The history of the story. How the story became news. The rest of the story.

I've heard this used on CNN a couple of times. "Back story" is used when talking about a breaking news story, when the rest of the story isn't clear. "What is the back-story on the train crash?" Meaning how many were on the train. When did it leave, and how fast was it going?

by M Haanel September 22, 2006