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Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021
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Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
by Mama lama July 30, 2018
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neden heavy hop and a comic book plot

some of the best shit in the world. It means "fucking amazing shit"
that chick's ass is neden heavy hop and a comic book plot
by Farout N Strife May 10, 2004
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Dinner and a Show

The act of giving or receiving a Hand-Job during a dinner out or at very least with others present. The act is secretive in nature, but can be exciting for others if a loud, 'BRAVO!!!' is shouted by the receivee along with a bow from the giver.
"Last night I got a Dinner and a Show from Lacy while we ate with her parents. Her parents became a little suspicious during the second encore"
by TylerBiz January 10, 2009
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A bitch and a half

A large woman who also happens to be a total bitch.
I was in the donut section and got my chocolate eclair swiped by a bitch and a half.
by clintaholic December 12, 2006
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Gay and a half

When something is just to stupid that gay won't suffice.
by welkatelk January 9, 2010
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A bitch and a half

1. A female dog that is pregnant with another female dog. The dog being the bitch and her unborn offspring being the half.
2. Someone who is giving you a hard time and won't let up.
Man! That teacher was a bitch and a half! He wouldn't even let me finish my cigarette.
by mrsmegnolia December 12, 2006
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