emotional support animal

A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.

What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!

by q359 July 24, 2023

Stuffed Animal

The act of shaving ones pubes and stuffing them vaginally or anally into ones counter-part, proceeded by boning the shit out of them.

Sally wanted a nice romantic night, so I stuffed animaled her, she hasn't called since.

by Kicker07 November 5, 2008

Animal

Your best friends Mum, or that thing you see when you drop your pencil at school

It fucking bit me, man! Fuck!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Animal Jam

When 3 or more zoo animals have an orgy, or escape there in closures and have an orgy with others animals

Look overrated there the dingos and lions are having an animal Jam

by Crumzy February 23, 2019

Animal

1. An animal organism other than a human, especially a mammal.
2. An ugly boy/girl
3. A dawg ass nigga
4. Anything that acts beastly

1. We went to the zoo a saw a lot of animals ANIMALS.
2 Eww! You saw him? He a ANIMAL.
3. He fucked yo sister? He a ANIMAL.
4. Look how she dancing, she look like a ANIMAL

by Napptural_mami August 16, 2003

animal people

Animals that are very human like in the way they act. They can also turn into human beings too.

Before people where created and put on the earth, there were the animal people.

by Misty Navarro September 20, 2016

Animal Planet

A good place for furfags and zoophiles to bust a nut.

Furfag: I busted a nut to Animal Planet yesterday.

by Alupigus Coaie August 18, 2018