by Vatu May 3, 2019
Get the alpha time mug.IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
Get the keybord alpha mug.If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.
I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
Get the be alpha if you want clam mug.Joe: Wow, you’re such an alpha grub. I can’t believe you have the body count of 69!
Mama: I know I am.
Mama: I know I am.
by mmmmmmdrywall December 5, 2019
Get the alpha grub mug.A term used in the video game Ark: Survival evolved for a player who has alot if loot but is cat poop at the game and elements of the game.
by Da Big Bob October 23, 2019
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The team which is known as player diggers. Also fakes half of the time, usually trys to look like a million dollar organization.
Alpha.org is not a good clan for eu and na players as my friend left my clan for it and it's a faker clan!!!!!
by Mr.shadow June 2, 2020
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