Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
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A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.
Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!
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Example of "Pulling an Agent":
A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"
B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"
A: "Really? let me try!"
A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"
B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."
A: "FML."
A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"
B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"
A: "Really? let me try!"
A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"
B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."
A: "FML."
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Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
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2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
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The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
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DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
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How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
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