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-TEST- is a lonely old man from arkansas, he goes into psycho fits when rejected by women he tries to romance over the Internet by sending them porn pictures and descriptions of what he wants to do to them. he often goes on message boards to stalk people and "insult" people by calling them "fat" or "ugly" when in fact he was in a relationship with a 300lb woman (now an Asian transvestite, great upgrade) He ofeten gets owned by Bigfoot/bigboy/everyone on earth on said boards, it is very easy considering his taste in women and lifestyle which consists of not working/living off welfare and posting on the internet...when getting owned he reverts to child like behavior and the "you're fat" comments come out until he puts his tail between his legs and leaves until the bad people log off...then he comes back and starts the whole process over again,bless his little retarded heart.
Bigboy: jealous of what? you are basically dirt poor, your girlfriend is a fat cow, you search the internet looking for chicks to "hook up" with, and ive seen dried up dog shit that more attractive than you. you are worthless and should of died in that wreck
by Biggiefolyfe November 7, 2008
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worthful

adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. Implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it's not a real word...yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often associate with a socialite or fun-loving party hopping individual, etc. To be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

Related words: non-worthful, adj. To be non-worthful is to behave in ways that are of now value to anyone yourself included. non-worthful behavior includes drinking a 40 on a weekday morning, clubbing 5 nights a week, shopping sprees in the middle of exams, etc. etc.
Hey bitches, cant make dinner at Butter because i need to be worthful in the library for like 3 hours, but i'll meet up with you at aer. xoxo.

let's do something worthful for like an hour and then start drinking.

I'm going to be way more worthful at Brown this semester.

Contrary to worthful is non-worthful. Example:
Here's to another night of non-worthful partying baby!
by llrb July 4, 2005
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kaitlyn wortham

The most kind and caring person on this planet. She is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, she has the most generous personality and never hesitates to share with those in need. She and her good friend Craig are big pros, who right now are dealing with scammer Kumar, a rude scammer who has scammed them each for $3!! Pray they get their $3 back.
wow, is that Kaitlyn Wortham. She's so hot!
by CalmDownJamal12 May 17, 2021
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worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.
by nil12312424 June 3, 2011
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worthful

adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. Implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it's not a real word...yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often associate with a socialite. To be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

Related words: non-worthful, adj. To be non-worthful is be unproductive.
Shit, time to be worthful in the library since spent the whole weekend drinking Cosmos by the pool...ehh..

I totally need to go and do something worthful for humanity for an hour.

This semester at Brown, I'm going to be way more worthful.


Contrary to worthful is non-worthful. Example:
Here's to another night of non-worthful partying baby!
Shit i was so non-worthful in the library tonight--i spent the whole time trolling facebook.
by llrb May 14, 2005
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Got My Money's Worth

The act of releasing one's bowels and masturbating simultaneously. In layman's terms, jerking off and pooping at the same time.
Dude, last night, I may have had the runs, but I totally got my money's worth!
by Duh-Donna March 7, 2009
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worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.
'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'
by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014
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