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windsor

a small town in connecticut ruled by old republicans, but mainly consists of stoners and poor people. mostly everyone in this godforsaken town hates it.

the historical society is a very popular field trip, since windsor was the first town in connecticut, but everyone in windsor knows that, and doesnt need a yearly trip to the towns churches and cemitaries to learn this.

windsor is famous for its tobacco, and many kids looking for a summer job go to the fields. but, then again, many turn away because of all the mexicans. (no offense)

over all, windsor has absolutely nothing to do. thats exactly why half the town finds recreation in drugs. if you find yourself in windsor, get out before you die of boredom.
"hey man, you going to windsor this saturday?"
"nah, why would i go to that dump?"
"yeah man, what the fuck was i thinking?"
by theatregirl321 June 29, 2009
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Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
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Ice Wings

Having sexual relations with someone who is on the Antarctic continent or has been to said continent.
I earned my ice wings last night. She had some nice ones under that parka.
by jbowski January 15, 2006
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Red-wings

When a man really loves a woman, all 31 days of the month, he will stimulate her orally down there and get red-wings, i.e. blood on the ears.

Also considered a rite of passage among lesbians.
Butch chick: What did you two do last night?

Bull-dyke: We got our red-wings.
by Count Montaponsetto April 9, 2009
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Gray Wings

After performing oral sex on a dead person, a person earns his/her (figurative) gray wings.
Person 1 - Dude! I got my gray wings!!
Person 2 - That's nasty as hell.
by Green_hen October 16, 2009
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butt wings

This is a distinct accumulation of fatty tissue on the outer thighs near the buttocks. Usually, when a woman begins to gain weight, the butt wings flare outward. This is not the same thing as fat thighs or a fat ass - it is the area of the anatomy where the buttocks and upper (rear) thighs meet. Butt wings occur on women in their 20s who neglect their bodies (ie. do not exercise or walk regularly) and are more common on American college campuses. Tights and leggings reveal butt wings that jeans or skirts might hide. Butt wings contribute to the pear shape of some women with large hips.
I thought that girl was hot until I noticed her butt wings.

I can't wear polyester pants because they don't hide my butt wings.

Some men anchor themselves into place during cunnilingus by grabbing onto a woman's butt wings.
by Hollywoodknight November 18, 2011
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wings

Owning a Dean guitar. The slogan used by the awesome guitar making company playing on the dean logo which is the word DEAN with wings coming out of the D and N
1. The Dean ML is 30 years old this year - Isn't it time you got your wings?

2. Shredder: DUDE! I just got my wings! A Dean Razorback Inferno!
Shredder 2: Sweet! that explains the awesomness radiating from you!
by rebel without a clue January 1, 2009
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