sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

whipper willy

The act of using your willy as a whisk to whip cream

Hey frank, my whisk broke.I could really use a whipper willy in here

by Whipperwilly January 27, 2014

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

by Dick C Hocolate April 29, 2016

wiener willy

When a man dips his dick in a bucket of ice cold water, then proceeds to stick it in someone's ear.
Common in prisons and also known as ear sex.

That brolic black guy gave me a wiener willy last night!

by Sex the Breakfast of Champions October 6, 2016

fizzy willy

A strange feeling in your genitals when you see somebody sustaining a severe injury to themselves.

I saw somebody getting kicked in the balls and I got a fizzy willy.

by Tb8694 June 2, 2017

Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017