One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

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whistle booty

Letting out a fart that sounds like hum or whistle after taking a mean dump.

James: man my booty sore from that mean shit bruh
Joey: best not fart ole whistle booty head ahh

by Maejor August 28, 2017

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jim whistle

A jim whistle-an arrogant , rude ,un-educated asshole. conceded or over confident often times use to exspress calling someone a dick head with out there knowledge. restricted to men of buch dikes

who the fuck is james to tell me wut to do he is new . ive been here 5 years that fuckin jim whistle.

by Scottymanie June 28, 2018

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