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Squishy Whistle

When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.
by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020
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funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob
1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night
by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014
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French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023
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Cunt Whistle

When you blow into an open vagina and it makes a loud high pitched sound
by Støren March 14, 2016
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Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025
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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit

A YouTube video published in 2014 which consists of old pictures of actor Josh Hutcherson while Whistle by Flo Rida plays in the background.
"Hey look at this video" "It's not loading but I swear if It's that Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit."
by jhutchfanuwu November 15, 2023
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