wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Shirt wetter

Refering to a retarded person, as for they druel on their shirts, so the actually sane people can make fun of the dumbasses.

Wow! You stupid shirt wetter!

by Will Spalding November 26, 2006

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017

bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

by lint538 May 15, 2005

weather vane

To put your finger up your ass and pull it out to find the direction/ strength of the wind.

Let me just weather vane to see where the wind is coming from.

by dead hours November 9, 2009

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003

Weatherspooning

To emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower classes outside the popular chain-pub on the Stroud Green Road.

Works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.

Example of Weatherspooning:

A – Would you like a cup of tea?

B – No thanks, I’m fine at the moment.

A – (Shouting) Oh, whatever! I don’t give a shit anyway! (Then all quite and heartfelt) You just don’t care about me anymore... Why can’t we be more like those normal people?

by MinderMob April 19, 2009