safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 17, 2017

wee ball

Wee Ball is where you hold you foreskin tightly and we into your foreskin.

Once the foreskin is full, chuck it onto the person next to you and scream "Wee Ball"

James and Patric were at the urinals. James wee'd into his foreskin whilst holding the end tightly.

He then through the ball of piss over Patric and screamed Wee Ball!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

Like To Wee

She's a stuck up person who leads Aus Pride, in a game called Runescape.

We have come today to triumph over the war have won.. up yours Like To Wee!

by TeamAussieRules November 24, 2008

Wee wank

A collection of rubber boots

There was a wee wank in the school closkroom

by Docksee March 02, 2023

Wee Honkus

A horrible driver

"That kid swervin 5 cars ahead is a real wee honkus."

by Largemember March 24, 2018

Wee gosle

A small amount

Can I have a wee gosle of cheese

by Wee gosle July 09, 2024

Wee gosle

Small amount of something

Just give the fish a wee gosle of food

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 09, 2024