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chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.
You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!
by adamo42 October 23, 2011
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Winehouse Wasted

Being so drunk you back to black out.
Ahhh, why did I sleep in the streets last night? I must have been Winehouse wasted!
by K. Winehouse July 30, 2011
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Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
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Party Wasted

a method of partying that is consistant with "on the road" by jack kerouac. living life to the ultimate extreme.
is not limited to the over consumption of alcohol/drugs, but usually works out better. one could easily "party wasted" at church or a library.
also can be used a greeting or parting.
ex1: "we went to the kelly clarkson show last night. we were so party wasted. don hooked up with a high schooler."

ex2: man1: "Hey party wasted?"
man2: "mostly, i got to get going, but hey party wasted?"

ex3: "Party Wasted"
by Cosmo S. February 17, 2006
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Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.
by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011
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wassermerron

a kind of melon that creates enjoyment for Germans (hence the wasser bit) and Japanese (merron)alike. They are often so greatly pleased that they shake their arms about in a gleeful fashion.
A JAPANESE MAN: Hello Gunter, how would you like some wassermerron?
GUNTER THE GERMAN: Ja ja!
then a lot of rejoicing goes on. Hoorah!
by JoopishKing March 25, 2009
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Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.
Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.
by Demenyaca June 3, 2010
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