teary wank

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.

He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.

by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011

Slippy Wank

A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion

Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.

by Misskittybubble December 2, 2018

wank over

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021