Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.

I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas

by Grant July 18, 2003

wal mart

1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening.

2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".

John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre.

"Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."

by Baelyn O'Byrne March 30, 2008

Wal*Mart Goth

Usually a high schooler. They can be spotted sporting cheap knock-off Hot Topic "corsets" or nylon pants with chains all over them and attempting to appear as "tortured artists." You'll recognize them by their "ICP" and "Linkin Park" shirts.

True goth fashion is costly, tedious, and usually takes a beautiful person to pull it off. See that fatty? She's Wal*Mart goth.

by Janay C July 16, 2008

wal*mart

A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).

I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004

Wal-mart

The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart

For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart

by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005

Wal-Mart paranoid

1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.

"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"

by ktxtensen May 22, 2006

Wal Mart

Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003