Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Vitas Gerulaitis

When there is no correct word to explain , this is a case of Vitas Gerulaitis

The girls were speechless, it must be a case of Vitas Gerulaitis

by Slaa February 4, 2025

vitamorphosis

A sudden, sovereign pivot from passive existence into deliberate, passionate and head-on living.

Pivotal character development towards life under existential pressure.

The opposite of suicide — not as in survival, but as in pro-living declaration.

Emerged from internet philosophy circles.

See also vivemaxxing.

He didn't commit suicide that day. Not him. Instead he committed vitamorphosis.

She didn’t just get better — that was full-on vitamorphosis.

You don’t plan a vitamorphosis. You survive one.

by muscular mus musculus February 20, 2026

Vitaly Kaloyev

Synonym : Stabbing cunt with "mental illness".
Defined after the person who lost his wife & children from Uberlingen mid-air collision (Bashkirian 2937 & DHL 611). He went after the Zurich Air Traffic Controller, Peter Nielsen, and stabbed him to his death in front of Nielsen's family at his home. He was jailed for about 3 years and later labelled as a hero for doing that.

There was a similar news where a Vitaly Kaloyev of the perished bus passenger stabbed the overworked bus driver to his death. I couldn't remember where.

by Shiine-1 February 21, 2025

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is a Vitamin that can only be activated by going to your local pharmacy, buying 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges, and then taking a Nicotine lozenge while saying the words, "I Quit!". Then, you quit the relationship with a golddigger, quit a job with a greedy boss, quit trying to get higher and higher grades to impress a dad that will only be impressed with Detron multiverse brain or higher, or other unpleasant situation.

Dave: *goes to the pharmacy.

*Buys 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave's golddigger girlfriend not appreciating Dave got shredded for himself and for her: Where's my phone?!

Dave: *Tries 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave: I Quit! I'm enjoying Vitamin Q with the help of Vitamin N.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 3, 2025

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is Quit. It's when you quit something. Like when you quit smoking with Nicotine lozenges or quit sending your golddigger girlfriend money.

Tony: My Girlfriend doesn't appreciate that I got buff for her and only wants money. I'm gonna take Vitamin Q. I Quit.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is when you quit something.

Tony: This relationship sucks. I'm trying Vitamin Q.

Tony: *Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025